THIS NIGGA SNAPPED ME A VIDEO OF HIM JACKING A DILDO I AM WHEEEEZING RN THE DESPERATION IS COMPRESSING MY CHEST 😭😭
ohmygod😭
*SCREAMING!!!*
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Plum Street SnowBalls 🍧
I want a snow cone 😢
😂😂 only country people say ” snowcone “
Boy I’m from the city
😂😂😂 what mid city ??
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Dear young females,
if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable.
demand respect.Replace the “me” with “you” and its perfect. Never make it sound like you’re the one who is in the wrong.
YES
“I wasn’t finished - you’re excused” with direct eye contact, then take a beat and complete your thought for extra humiliation points.
im honestly losing my shit at this like….she has stray hairs. her hair practically looks real. she has freckles. u can see every pattern of her iris. she has those tiny stray hairs you get around your eyebrows?????? you can even see the visual reflections in her PUPIL.
this is fucking incredible dreamworks is so meticulous it blows my mind
#dontmoveforwhitepeople2K4ever
Reblogging again for the hashtag^^
No chill 😂😂
I made this gif like a billion years ago omg
This actually speaks to me bc I’m always moving out of this ladies way at work, I’m always saying, “excuse me” and “I’m sorry.” She never says anything back, not even a smile. That shit stops TODAY
Get that arm stiff as fuck if they expect you to move let they ass hit the floor.